ok..so on to the nastiest highlight of my day. I'm holding my lizard, trying to put a leash on her to go outside. Well she was obviously mad at me for the excursion we went on to the pet store. She was trying to squirm away! Now I know it's because she had to take the biggest shit of her entire lifetime. MMMHMMM....all over my white capris and leg. It was the gnarliest thing EVER. Luckily I was near a child so I grabbed his blanket to cover my nose and mouth so that I would not have shit AND barf all over my pants. It literally made me sick. I had to rush home clean the pants, shower up, change my clothes and go back to work.
Whatever will I do when I have a child?
1 folks said...:
shower it up? mundee??? seriously, stop talking to me via blogs, baddy.
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